Two Shots of Kahlua
(Airaklee's Song)

He was feeling real punk
He was watchin' the drunks
When a challenger yelled out his name
He said "I'm tellin' you
That you'll have to prove
Ansteorrans are best at the game."
Airaklee got goin'
Without even knowin'
How bad he was goin' to feel
Now he's on the swing
Goin' 'round on that thing
And it's too late to make a deal

So pour him two shots of Kahlua
He needs one for each hand
He's out travelin' with King Daffydd
In that far off Pennsic land
Singles, he forgot 'em
Because he's got two hands
So pour him two shots of Kahlua
Say hello to an Ansteorran man

They were cheerin' him on
'Cause he hung on so long
Knockin' back shots of Butterscotch Schnapps
They were shoutin' the score
As around he did soar
He was thinkin' maybe he'd better stop
The Kahlua he downed
Made his stomach rebound
So he grabbed the last two Florentine
To win he needed eight
And his vict'ry was great
For his final count was fourteen

So pour him two shots of Kahlua
He's gotta have one for each hand
He's out travelin' with King Daffydd
In that far off Pennsic land
Singles, he forgot 'em
Because he's got two hands
So pour him two shots of Kahlua
Say hello to an Ansteorran man

So pour, pour, pour, pour him two shots of Kahlua
He needs one for each hand
We'll all go travelin' with King Daffydd
In that far off Pennsic land
Singles, he forgot 'em
Because he's got two hands
So pour him two shots of Kahlua
Say hello to an Ansteorran man