Three Wise Guys

Three wise guys of Elfsea are we
The No-Count, the Duck and His Travesty
You might enjoy us
But don't annoy us
For we are fools, you see

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O-oh,
Fools… you wonder if we're right
Pretending that we're not too bright
We'll get a way with
Much behavior
That should get us banished outright

I am the Lord of Elfsea Misrule
Surely you know that I am a fool
My bell will ring
Till your nerves sing
For torture, my favorite tool…

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Juggling to offer have I
Sorry about that ball in your eye
Sometimes I drop them
I can't stop them
Though I do really try…

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I admit, I'm not really a clown
I just stole that other fool's crown
You should have seen it
No one could believe it
Turned the place upside down…

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